In the shower this morning, it occured to me that I am not very attractive in the shower, and I think the majority of regular people probably aren't. All straggly hair, and drippy -- especially first thing in the morning when you have sheet and pillowcase lines drawn in red acros your body, and I'm a bit puffy when I wake up too, I'll admit. I absolutely hate being wet to top it all off, and I don't find wet people generally attractive. Like, that shower scene in the "Dirrty" video by Christina Aguilera... not so hot. Water/basketball scene in some Backstreet Boys attempt at a music video.. again, not so hot. Ew, ew, ew. This makes me wonder how sex in a shower could ever be comfortable or sexy at all. First off, what if someone else in the house turns on the water and you end up getting cold water blasts intermittently like I did this morning? Like everytime you turn your back and close your eyes, you're being blasted with water so cold it could have been imported directly from some very cold country? That would be a mood killer right there, if I ever saw one. Plus, it's super slippery. I could never surrender control over whether or not I stand up or fall down to the likes of some man who's too busy grunting and pushing to care about whether his feet are sliding around. Landing on your arse with his chin bumping you in the head is exactly how things would turn out. For me, anyways. I concede then, that shower sex is only hot in the movies and when you're about to get caught, and sometimes not even then, because even risk isn't sexy sometimes. Like what if your Gramma were to walk in? That would just be nasty. I feel like I am getting a day home from school for snow, since we are, in fact, snowed in, and could not get out of our driveway and it looks like the roads are ridiculous anyways. I don't look forward to repeating last weekend's off-road escapade, so I am content to sit right here. This is what I would be doing at work anyhow. Gives me some time to get my novel worked out again. :) Happy Boxing Day!
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Monday, Dec. 26, 2005 ~ 8:37 a.m.
